Thanksgiving 2017 has come and gone and we have much for which we are thankful. Im thankful that nobody got sick from my train wreck of a turkey. Im thankful that nobody mentioned the fact it tasted like I embalmed the damn thing with charcoal lighter fluid before undercooking it. Im thankful that our kitchen was packed with bowls overflowing with far tastier food than my gobbler and our living room was filled with those for whom we love and care, dearly. It is impossible